Kyla's Blog - Week 16

January 7, 2008

Sometimes life is tough. Things do not always go according to plan and it sucks. So in light of this unfortunate fact about life I am going to dedicate this blog to everyone out there who is having a bad year, a bad few months, a bad season, a bad week or even just a bad day. This is for you, courtesy of www.coolfunnyjokes.com. Sit back, smile and enjoy. J

5 Completely Random, Funny Jokes:

  1. Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.
    "I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous."
    "My Billy used to do the same thing," the older woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit."
    "How?"
    "I hid his teeth."
  2. A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."
    The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."
  3. There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open. After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse. She then fell off the side and got her foot caught. The horse was now dragging her. She finally got back on the horse with a broken ankle, bruises all over, and she was bleeding from three different spots. Finally, the horse came to a complete stop. Thank goodness that the manager of the Kmart came out and shut the machine off.
  4. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

    From a catalogue.

  5. On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
    He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
    At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"
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